Sunday, June 13, 2010

MERRIMAN'S...... "i be your huckelberry service".....

"finally," someone you can take advantage of, easily and without hassle !!
whether you need someone to mearly belittle or make to look stupid in front of someone you want to impress, or just need an "ass" to kick to relieve the tension & stress from lifes everyday challanges. "MERRIMANS"....i be your huckelberry service", is and will continue to be there for you..........reliability our friends, aquintainces, and most of all, " our own family & now yours, have been able to count on for close to "50" years now !! whether it's a small item your envious of that we own, such as my new fishing pole, or maybe my boy's canoe,or something larger, like my mom's estate........"MY INHERENCE", you might say.........LOL, not a chance.........not if you fell like ripping it off. with our now "gaurntee'd", ease of roll & no fight back demenior, moms cd's, checking account cash, & family homestead, are good as , "in your account".......EASY AS PIE,.... 1,2,3,....."YOURS TO ME" is our handy easy to remember catch phase.
another crowd pleasing feature of using our service, is a notorized, handwritten, "release from personal liabiality" document. which states that.........not only are you free and clear from the normal worries of retailation, but so are any and all of your family....(BLOOD KIN or NOT) and the extra added free bonus, again " all family members" may bad mouth or slander the "MERRIMAN name, publicily or privatily. so go ahead, put the "MEAN MOUTH" on us, it's O.K.
so give us a call today, while the gettin's still good. join the growing list of already satisfied "LET'S STABB'M in the BACK & KICK'M WHILE THEIR DOWN NAMES. reference list below............REMEMBER.......MERRIMAN'S........I BE YOUR HUCKELBERRY service ................
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n. julie
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(your name here)